Green Eggs & Ham
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
Green eggs and ham
Green eggs and ham
Dont like green eggs and ham
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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We Got The Beef
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the fritos, ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got the beef
We got the beef
Yeah, we got it
(we got the beef)
Now, everybody get on your feet (we got the beef)
Grab a hunk of ? ? ? beef (we got the beef)
Chuck daddy (we got the beef)
Now, ground round by the pound
We got the beef (we got the beef)
We got the beef (we got the beef, we got the beef)
We got the beef (we got the beef, we got the)
We got the beef
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George Of The Jungle
George, george, george of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
George, george, george of the jungle
Lives a life thats free
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
When he gets in scrapes
When he makes his escapes
With the help of his friend
An ape named ape
Then away hell schlep
On his elephant shep
While fella and ursula
Stay in step with
George, george, george of the jungle
Friend to you and me
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
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The Rye & The Kaiser
[parody of eye of the tiger by survivor]
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Aint gonna fly now, hes just takin up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But hes no bum, he lives down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now hes choppin up meat.
Come inside, maybe youll hear him say,
Try the rye or the kaiser,
Theyre on special tonight.
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I wont put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.
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Gandhi Ii
Announcer: next week on u62...
Announcer: hes back
Announcer: and this time
Announcer: hes mad
Announcer: gandhi ii<![CDATA[<br>Announcer: no more mister passive resistance<br>Announcer: hes out to kick some butt<br>Announcer: this is one bad mother you </palintext><i>dont</i><plaintext> wanna mess with</p><p class=ps>Gandhi : dont move, slimeball<br>Announcer: hes a one man recking crew<br>Announcer: but he also knows how to party<br>Gandhi : gimme a steak, medium rare<br>Gangster : hey, baldy!<br>Announcer: there is only one law<br>Announcer: his law<br>Announcer: gandhi ii</p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109608" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109608" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109608">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109608" target="f5" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f5')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109608&b=dashed" target="f5" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f5')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f5" ID="f5" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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<div class="q"><h3 class=h>Twister</h3><p class=pv>Yeah<br>Well, well, milton bradleys got a def one<br>Its a twister (twister, twister, twister)<br>Yeah, all the girls and homeboys<br>Playin twister (twister, twister, twister!)<br>Spin the spinner and call the shot<br>Twister ties you up in a knot<br>Thats twister<br>Yeah, twister<br>Check it<br>Right foot blue (right foot blue)<br>Left hand red (left hand red)<br>Left, right, yellow, blue, green<br>Yeah, twister<br>Now, everybodys chillin<br>With the twister (twister)<br>Wherever things are illin<br>Youll find twister (twister, twister!)<br>Thats twister<br>Yeah, twister</p><p><i>[...] <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109627">Read more</a></i></p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109627" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109627" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109627">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109627" target="f6" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f6')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109627&b=dashed" target="f6" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f6')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f6" ID="f6" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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Well, well, milton bradleys got a def one
Its a twister (twister, twister, twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin twister (twister, twister, twister!)
Spin the spinner and call the shot
Twister ties you up in a knot
Thats twister
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<div class="q"><h3 class=h>Its Moldy Now</h3><p class=pv>[parody of hold me now by the thompson twins]<br>I had a pizza,<br>Covered with cheese.<br>I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,<br>Stuck it back in the freeze.<br>Look at my crust now,<br>See what I mean.<br>Its getting all wrinkled,<br>And my pepperoni is hairy and green.<br>Ah, cause its moldy now,<br>It got moldy fast.<br>How can i<br>Make leftovers last, make leftovers last? <br>I was so hungry,<br>What could I do? <br>I finished the pizza<br>And topped it all off with some mystery stew.<br>Now I feel kinda queasy,<br>Yeah, yeah, what can I say? <br>So I called my physician</p><p><i>[...] <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109637">Read more</a></i></p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109637" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109637" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109637">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109637" target="f7" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f7')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109637&b=dashed" target="f7" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f7')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f7" ID="f7" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,
Stuck it back in the freeze.
Look at my crust now,
See what I mean.
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And my pepperoni is hairy and gre..."></div>
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<div class="q"><h3 class=h>Laundry Day</h3><p class=pv>You gotta keep em separated<br>You like the latest fashions<br>Youd like to keep em clean<br>You take a trip every week to the laundromat<br>Throw a load in the washing machine<br>But if you dont wanna ruin your clothes<br>You gotta sort em out first as everyone knows<br>Remember bright colors and the others dont mix<br>Before you washem up, washem up, washem up, washem up<br>Hey<br>Are your undies turning pink<br>Take em out (you gotta keepem separated)<br>Hey, are your cottons gonna shrink<br>Sort em out (you gotta keepem separated)<br>Hey, then when its time<br>You can stick em in the dryer<br>You can hang em on a line<br>Hey, its laundry day</p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109708" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109708" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109708">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109708" target="f8" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f8')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109708&b=dashed" target="f8" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f8')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f8" ID="f8" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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You like the latest fashions
Youd like to keep em clean
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing machine
But if you dont wanna ruin your clothes
You gotta sort em out first as everyone kn..."></div>
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<div class="q"><h3 class=h>Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion</h3><p class=pv>(telephone dialing)<br>Just eat it, eat it<br>Get yourself an egg and beat it<br>Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it<br>Hi<br>This is al<br>But you can call me weird, as is weird al<br>Weird al yankovic<br>Im not home right now<br>So feel free to come over and go through my refrigerator<br>Well, I guess you gotta find my house first<br>Anyway, like I was saying, Im not home right now<br>So stay on the line until I return<br>Ok, well, that might be a while, so I tell you what<br>Ill patch you through to my favorite radio station, hows that<br>Itll keep you totally entertained<br>Its kidstar 1250, radio just for kids, and it goes something like this<br>(beep)</p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109706" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109706" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109706">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109706" target="f9" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f9')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109706&b=dashed" target="f9" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f9')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f9" ID="f9" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Hi
This is al
But you can call me weird, as is weird al
Weird al yankovic
Im not home right now
So feel free to come over and go through my ..."></div>
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<div class="q"><h3 class=h>Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic</h3><p class=pv>Hello, this is weird al yankovic.<br>You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam. and then, the big day would finally arrive. Id stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, wed all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted! ah, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, lets do lunch.</p><p class=pa><a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/">song</a> performed by <a href="http://songs.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Weird+Al+Yankovic">Weird Al Yankovic</a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/problem.php?id=109681" title="Report problem"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/batent.gif" rel="nofollow" alt="Report problem" border=0 align=left></a><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/index.php?id=109681" title="Related quotes"><img src="http://www.citatepedia.ro/bcaut.gif" alt="Related quotes" border=0 align=left></a><br /><font color=#BBBBBB>Added by Lucian Velea</font><br /><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=109681">Comment!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/vot.php?id=109681" target="f10" rel="nofollow" onclick="v('f10')">Vote!</a> | <a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/clip.php?id=109681&b=dashed" target="f10" rel="nofollow" onclick="w('f10')">Copy!</a><br /><IFRAME NAME="f10" ID="f10" SRC="" WIDTH="100%" HEIGHT="0" MARGINWIDTH="0" MARGINHEIGHT="0" FRAMEBORDER="0" SCROLLING="no"></IFRAME></p></div><div class=q>
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