1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
[parody of doctor! doctor! by the thompson twins]
Woah, cause hes my doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Im feelin pretty dismal.
Doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Wheres my pepto bismol?
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Gravy On You
Well, I think youre obnoxious
And I think that you stink
I think youre a moron
A slob, and a fink
Youre one of the biggest turkeys I know
And that is the reason Im going to
Throw gravy on you
And throw gravy on you
And throw gravy, gravy on you-ou-ou-ou-ou
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Avocado
[parody of desperado by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think youre so holy?
Youre gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, youre a green one,
You know that youre out of season.
Youd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before its too late.
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Fast Food
How about making a run for the border
How about me deserving a break today
How about getting some fries with my order
How about finally letting me have it my way
Thank you burger king
Thank you dairy queen
Thank you, thank you kfc
Thank you pizza hut
Thank you taco bell
Thank you so much wendys
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios
Did you know froot loops fit in your nose
I may be just a simple guy
But just the thought of corn flakes makes me high
Cheerios, cocoa puffs, cheerios
Makes me want to take off all my clothes
I love them dearly, and thats how it goes
Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Dont You Forget About Meat
[parody of dont you (forget about me) by simple minds]
Hey! oooh! oh!
One rule you all should obey:
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.
Have bread, and vegetables too,
Some dairy products, but whatever you do
Dont you forget about meat.
Dont, dont, dont, dont,
Dont you forget about meat.
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Chicken Pot Pie
When we were young, bernies deli was down the block
(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(you know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if theres one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye
Its chicken pot pie
Chicken pot pie
(chorus of chicken-cluck imitations)
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Flatbush Avenue
Oy
Oy
Down on the street they got bagels
And theres a sale on cream cheese and lox
Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst
Not in the mood for jack-in-the-box
Oy vey
We gonna schlepp on through to flatbush avenue
Kielbasa and chopped liver
We gonna schlepp on through to flatbush avenue
Or maybe theyll deliver
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Airline Amy
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight
Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places
That I never really wanted to go
'Cause I'll do anything just to spend a little time
With the sutest flight attendant I know
You set my ever-lovin' heart on fire
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Matter Of Crust
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced
And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice
But you know it will go stale again
Always does, its just a question of when
Ive lived long enough to have learned
The longer it stays in the toaster, the more it gets burned
But that cant happen to us
Because its always been a matter of crust
song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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