Year Of The Parrot
In the year of our lord
Call it 1994
A fine vintage of mimicry
There are those that take their sound
From someone else's toil
Liking to parrots you see
I've seen the likes of kate bush
And van morrison
Teaching the parrots to sing
Take a zepplin riff
And you alter it a bit
And make lots of money
It's called plagiarism
You want some of that cheese
Just take a big ol' bite
Careful not to choke on it please
Now here we go
It's called plagiarism
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Camelback Cinema
Hes standin tall at 5 foot 4,
With the sharpness of a troubadour.
I dare you look him in the eye.
His stench would make a buzzard cry.
He likes burt in white lightning.
Camelback cinema.
In the dark she sat and wait
For her steady random date.
Reflecting back to a time
When eager boys would stand in line.
She likes burt in white lightning.
Hes standin tall at 5 foot 4.
Lurking in the corridor.
He came to buy his weekly whore
At camelback cinema.
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Bobs Party Time Lounge
Glad you came, glad youre here.
Have some champagne, imported beer.
Dig down in your dirt bag
And roll us out a spleef.
Been erect here now for thirteen days
And I came to get relief
At bobs party time.
Pack my nose with cocaine
Feed my filthy hole.
Bust out the dancin women
Im prone to lose control.
And if by chance I fall down
And bust my head on the floor,
Just wrap my wound in a porterhouse steak
And point me towards the shore.
At bobs party time.
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Jellikit
Jellikit
I just want to satisfy you
I would like to rectify you
Pay no attention to what youve heard
This mediocrity is so absurd. but
I wont listen to erratic advice
Dont make me ask you nice
I just want to satisfy you
I would like to contemplate you
Perhaps sometime well irritate you
I wont listen to sparratic advice
Dont make me ask you twice
I just want to satisfy you
Jellikit x 3
I just want to satisfy you
Jellikit
I just want to satisfy you
Jellikit x 6
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Here Come The Bastards
Here they come
Here come the bastards
I heard it from a confidant -
Who heard it form a confidant
Theyre definitely on their way
Theres one with this idea
Something about a hammer head shark
Nosehairs and flatus
Best keep your distance because
Here they come here come the bastards
Bury your head deep in the sand
Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age
Amazing hand dexterity
Flagrant misuse of security
Better run, run, run, run, run
Run run run run, here they come.
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Southbound Pachyderm
Quite a suprise
What an ingenious device
Boredom encompasses my time
I dont know what I should do
Indulging a moment of your time
Seldom the breeder of lies
But you wont believe that its true
They take to the sky
Southbound pachyderm
Pinholes through cardboard
At the sun
Passing the bucks by one by one
Leaving nothing in return
Watching the majest blow past
Speculating which will be the last
Savoring my piece of pie
And there is no reprise
Theyre filling the sky
Southbound pachyderm
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To Defy The Laws Of Tradition
What if christmas didnt come this year
And no one paid for christmas cheer?
Who would cry the biggest tear,
The child or the store?
Why do brides wear virgin white?
Most do not deserve that right.
But to choose a color of their delight
Would surely bring on the frowns.
To defy the laws of tradition
Is a crusade only of the brave.
Suppose the taxman, he comes to town,
And you dont lay your money down.
Yet mr. jones he killed mr. brown the other day.
Well I wonder, whos gonna go to hell.
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The Hecker
Through the door it slithers in,
Accompanied by its peers.
Always groveling for attention,
While no one really hears.
In its mind its full of wit
And quite the social king.
It plants itself among the rest,
To give its deadly sting.
Its just a matter of opinion.
Further now theres a man of taste.
Of talent and precision.
To work and strive at his artform.
Has been his lifes decision.
The stage is set. the perfect show
Is put before the mass.
Only to be ridiculed
By some slimy, pompous ass.
Its just a matter of opinion.
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The Heckler
Through the door it slithers in,
Accompanied by its peers.
Always groveling for attention,
While no one really hears.
In its mind it's full of wit
And quite the social king.
It plants itself among the rest,
to give its deadly sting.
It's just a matter of opinion.
Further now there's a man of taste.
Of talent and precision.
To work and strive at his artform.
Has been his life's decision.
The stage is set. The perfect show
Is put before the mass.
Only to be ridiculed
by some slimy, pompous ass.
It's just a matter of opinion
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Mr. Krinkle
Hello mr. krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me i'm sentimental
But i'm not one to cry
Say there mr. krinkle let's cruise the bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and i watch the waters die
C'mon mr. krinkle tell me why
Hey ho mr. krinkle have you heard the brand new sound
It's a cross between jimi hendrix
Bocephus, cher and james brown
It's called "heavy hometown"
New wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
C'mon mr. krinkle tell me why
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