Eleven
I just cant seem to blend
Into society
I have no hope for this dim
Simplicity of law and order
By whose rules I see no rhyme in
The reason
I hold no hope for this holy treason
Of love and so soft
By whose standards
They tell me, they tell me
Who are they, who is they
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On The Tweek Again
Used to come around here
To peddle his wares
A lot more takers now
The turkey j
You can taste the air
Around your face
His name was barrest jeffries
They picked him up twice
For cooking up amphetamine
Now hes on the tweek again
Drinking county prune
He doesnt mind so much
So wed sit around the fire
Singing kumbaya
Kumbaya I said
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Del Davis Tree Farm
Del davis sold a christmas tree
Stood up to 8 feet tall
Season was lookin mighty thin
Hed hoped to sell em all
Here he comes with a dollar in his hand
Represents the epitomized man
The boy liked rock n roll
Seemed thats the way he paid his way
With the help of del and them doogs
Theres a bit more joy this holiday
Here he comes...
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Sathington Willoughby
We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington willoughby.
Theres a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Speak of sathington willoughby.
Sathington willoughby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that.
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Greet The Sacred Cow
Slice me up a big slab
Of that sympathetic cheer
If im zapped with radiation
They say i'll last another year
Line 'em up now
To Greet The Sacred Cow
My hands are full of protein
My arms are made of fire
If you're calling me a diplomat
I'll be calling you a liar
Line 'em up now
To Greet The Sacred Cow
Line 'em up now
To kill the sacred cow
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Sathington Willoby
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We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington Willoby
There's a joke or two, A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Soeak of Sathington Willoby
Sathington Willoby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that
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Glass Sandwich
He stood in line with the rest
And waited got his chance
To take his place behind the glass
And watch the ladies dance
Its the nature of things
He stepped into the darkened space
The air was thick and warm
He drops the coins in one by one
The scene unfolds before him
He stands looking eye to thigh
As she looks down from above
Only to be recognized
As his former love
Its the nature of things
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South Park Theme
I'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbor!"
Heading on out to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind.
I like girls with big vaginas, i like girls with big fat titties.
So come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.
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Arnie
The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss.
It was a big wet, slippery kiss.
And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen.
As he looked out over the audience he said,
God bless you, God bless you one and all.
Then he took a can of ronson lighter fluid
And he squirted it over the top of his head.
And proceeded to light himself on fire
As he stood there glowing and said,
Remember this day.
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Sinister Exaggerator
Your life is leaning downhill
Sloping off the outer edge
Your undetermined oyster beds
Were found to be a hedge
You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd
To feed the farmer whose
Cadaver's filled with onion rings
And feet are filled with glue
Now sinister exaggerator
What's your claim to fame?
Is still your favorite Ferlingetti
Found in Auntie Maim?
Your alter life is superceded
Only from above
Your hear is like a silken sponge
That calls saliva love
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