Whats The Matter With Parents Today?
Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. when exacly did you get so hip
Wearing tenage clothes youre always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out
Its absurd, youre singin everyword
Your not supposed to like my band, things I like you dont understand
So please put down down the roman coke, thats not behavior for old folk
Cant we just bang out on holidays
Dad and mum, what planet are you from
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doing drugs and asking me for hugs, whats the matter with parents today
Not again, when will it end
Dads dressing like motley crue and why moms hair dyed bright blue
There staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly
I tought the apple fell far from tree
Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit so much pot
And hanging with my friends
Laying round on the couch with my misfits records out
Sofly bangin your heads
Maybe its just a passing phase
Whats the matter with my parents these days
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The Happy Guy
Hes just a man getting through life the best he can
Hes a not a scientist, he programs a computer
Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity
From his family - his friends say how could he
Turn his back on on reason worshipping
A God finding truth through fear and mind control
Hes just a man trying to explain how
He found the word of God could make his life seem less insane
So he shares what hes read, what he understands, it makes
Sense to him, it makes perfect sense to him, in fact
Hes never seen so clearly
Turned his back on free will - has he lost his mind?
Hed rather kneel down than take charge of his life
And he knows what people think, but it dosent sway him
He can read the writings on the wall
cause he knows how people treat, how they treat eachother
A sacrifice to benefit the all
Dont try to judge him, his theological ideas
His hopes may be false but his happiness is real
Dont try to judge him, hes just a man
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Happy Guy
He's just a man getting through life the best he can
He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer
Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity
From his family - his friends say how could he
Turn his back on on reason worshipping
A God finding truth through fear and mind control
He's just a man trying to explain how
He found the word of God could make his life seem less insane
So he shares what he's read, what he understands, it makes
sense to him, it makes perfect sense to him, in fact
He's never seen so clearly
Turned his back on free will - has he lost his mind?
He'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life
And he knows what people think, but it dosen't sway him
He can read the writings on the wall
'Cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each other
A sacrifice to benefit the all
Don't try to judge him, his theological ideas
His hopes may be false but his happiness is real
Don't try to judge him, he's just a man
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Glass War
Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a glass war
Glass war, glass war, it's a glass war
Glass war, glass war
It's a glass war
Cause you can see right through the poisen
It's a glass war
Cause we all know the activeties
It's a glass war
Cause it's made of smoke and mirrors
It's a glass war
It's a glass war
It's a glass war
Cause only poor men are dyin in the
Gas war
Cause we know why it was started
It's an ass war
Cause the president's an asshole
It's an ass war
It's a glass war
It's a gas war
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Mattersville
Theres a place where some of us choose to live
A gated community cops cant come in
A neighborhood for punks over the hill
Were spendin our golden years in mattersville
We can do whatever we want whenever we please
Theres always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
We got charams,pinball,asteroids,space invaders,and missile command
We will grow old together we will play bridge and texas hold em
Duane and stevie cab they still skateboard
But most of us lawn bowl and shuffleboard
We may be getting ripe but we aint bored
We got a blackboard with some rules and laws
Hefes got an 18 car garage
Most the cars are smashed but so is spike
Twice a week on karaoke night
Eric melvin lives next door to me
Limo and the locknecks head security
At the end of my cul de sac
Davey havoks house is painted black
We will grow old and fatter
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Warm
One more time for ho jo, you know I cant wait
Another wasted line
Im sittin in the corner, I can feel the weight
Of my head on top of my spine
Theres nothing to be scared of once youve
Seen the the light, reflecting through the screen
A eudaemonistic life composed of tar and nicotine
You know it, you know it, you know it
cause youve seen it, now you believe it
You know it because it seems so real
You know it because youve seen it, now you believe it
You know it because it seems so real
It seems so real, it seems so real, it seems so real
Sit back and relax and do nothin,na,na,na,na
Youll laugh, then youll cry, then youll feel nothin,na,na,na,na
Implanted images of morality
Images of life, they seem so real
One more time for ho jo, what does it mean?
Im not sure I know, while looking for somebody
Deep inside a dream, my sunshine turns to snow
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Unknown Name
Brilliant? we're describing something dumb
You create to desecrate the villain i've become
A prophet, not to be made but heard
Speaks in tongues and sarcasm
To me it's plain, to you absurd
You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience so vaguely clear
Seen as jealousy so fast across the earth
Flower blooms it's planting fumes
The miracle rebirth
A cynic, in the search of something more
The fragrant air cannot compare
To what it was the day before
Remember the good old days
Remember the sound
Remember the sweet mustiness underground
No, i don't feel the need for relivin'
Some things are better off dead
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Bath Of Least Resistance
Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and
I can never figure out
When to speak when to shout when to shut up
When to knock myself out
I need a brainwash
Gray-matter bath
I need the clutter all
Thrown in the trash
So could ya please throw my head in a tub?
I could really use a cereberal scrub
Wash away all I know
It's an overrated frontal lobe
Expensive thrills
sexual perversity
are always filling my mind
Mixed with guilt
Cause of bombs over dresden
Are kinda bringing me down
I need a brainwash
Gray-matter bath
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Cheese / Where's My Slice?
It's been a long time
Now it's time to get your bubble burst
Things are bad enough in this world
Why do you have to make them worse?
Day after day, you just gotta get it
So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining
So long you've been oppressed while others lives are
gaining
Want reparations, you're needy and deserving
Can't understand why some are served while you're
doing the serving
Anything but responsibility
Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!
You waste your time concerned with what others are
earning
You want a revolution to start the tables turning
A demonstration to make a better nation
We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that
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Bleeding Heart Disease
How many polluted my mind
Dough what our lives are lived for
Rae just a crazy aussie
Me the generation forges on
Fodder for corporations
Sewwing our lips together
La such a nice plact to get shot
But dont forget the t it
Follows liber in the the constitution
Following the part about pursuit
Of happiness the bi product
Of colonial precious metal
Mine extracts which
Brings us back
To dough
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Today I saw a kid
Torture a cat
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