Stroker Ace

light up the wheels and go for broke
stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke
smack that roadblock caught in a pickle
i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle
well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine
i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy
well it's one a.m. and i'm rollin' in the car now
gonna hit last call down at the bar now
got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole
stick it the floor and watch me roll
well my motor's fine and this train's on time
and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine
i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy
gotta get back to north pappy flappy

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Pretty Girl

Theres a sweater wearin, coat totin, boot footin
Good lookin man on town
Theres a smooth-talkin, funny walkin dude around
Theres a pretty girl and she sees him walkin
Looking him up and down
She thinks shed like to roll and rock him
Turn his life around
Theres a scum-suckin lip pucking
Fat ol truck drivin man on town
Theres a boot lickin high tickin dude around
Theres a pretty girl and he sees her walkin
Looking her up and down
Hed like for her to roll and rock him
Turn his life around
Theres a sweater wearin, coat totin, boot footin
Good lookin man on town
Theres a smooth-talkin, funny walkin dude around
Theres a pretty girl and she sees him walkin
Looking him up and down
She thinks shed like to roll and rock him

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Old Queen Cole

Old queen cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now nicki life is gettin tricky
And youre runnin outta gas drivin way too fast
Full throttle in gear tryin hard to steer you
Toward immaculate conception, heavy metal perception
Theres a world thats all around you and no one will ever find you
For you thats ok cause tomorrows just another day
Rock, roll, butter, bread, remember what yo mama said
Hey its just yo life, why dont you find the biggest knife
You can find now baby yeah you actin like a lady
You got blood on your pants and I know that you can dance
Queen cole queen cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now nicki life is gettin tricky
And youre runnin outta gas drivin way too fast

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Never Squeal

Never squeal on the pusher
Dont lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and itll be okay
Dont swim in the water
Dont fly in the daytime
Just do what you wanna and itll be okay
Never smuggle no candy
Cant be whatcha wanna
When you hafta go
Down to the darkest places
Yeah youre gonna be okay
Dont say whats really on your mind
Gotsta give it just a little more time
And try to remember this rhyme and youll be okay
Now I know I turn you on
And I think you and I could get along
Dont, dont get me wrong you gonna be alright
Say it with me now
Never squeal on the pusher
Dont lie to your mama

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Little Birdy

Oh little birdy, oh little birdy
I saw the little birdy sing
He sang with glee and everything
He sang for spring and sang for me
And everything was so happy
I dont know why I want to fly
Try to sigh, try to fly, made a tie
And then it tried to get me down
I want to buy make me fly
Get me high, so I can try
And then I try
The little birdy start to cry so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything
Can the sun reach down on us
And through the heavens only we would sing
I want the birdy make me laugh
See the birdy make me laugh

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Little Birdy

Oh little birdy, oh little birdy
I saw the little birdy sing
He sang with glee and everything
He sang for spring and sang for me
And everything was so happy
I dont know why I want to fly
Try to sigh, try to fly, made a tie
And then it tried to get me down
I want to buy make me fly
Get me high, so I can try
And then I try
The little birdy start to cry so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything
Can the sun reach down on us
And through the heavens only we would sing
I want the birdy make me laugh
See the birdy make me laugh

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Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain

I guess its somethin in my brain
I need whiskey to ease the pain
But its early in the mornin
And Im feelin bad again
But if you ever loved me
Youll go easy on me now
Fix me up a cup of coffee
And in a while Ill come around
I think I spent the dog-food money
But hell love me just the same
And if you really love me baby
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
Its a shame when morning hurts
Ive seen bad and Ive seen worse
Its the nature of my bein
I took some money from your purse
Nthat frenchman loves to party
And I know hes not to blame
But the way youre lookin at me baby
I just cant help but feel the shame

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Hey There Fancypants

Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon
Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you
Bring along your lady friend, do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true
Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone
Feelin' bad, feelin' blue, tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home... So
Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

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She's Your Baby

Janey came back from the stand
Smiling
With the writing of Kafka in hand
And a bunny in a can
Slipping and sliding
You feel yourself asking her
Why would you want me to try?
Squeezing your wrist and she's pulling you closer
Down where the devils are dying with laughter
Then led to a place where there's no form of pleasure
She blows you a kiss from her lips
She's your baby
Those below us can not be renounced
Cause they're talking
And for once I wish they'd shut up their mouths
Lock their doors and stay in the house
And while you're inside there
You might want to question the fact
That you're not quite the same
And look to the room where she's keeping so quiet

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Tick

I feel a tick in my head and hes sucking on my head
In the morning Ill be dead if he doesnt leave my head
Why cant he go away why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play but I can only say
That Ill get you, Ill burn you, Ill crush you, Ill flush you (down, down)
The toilet where youll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
I tried to get rid of my plague but I left some of his leg
And he grew back pretty quick so I stabbed the little prick
But now I cut my head -- in the morning Ill be dead
But even after still hell find someone to kill
And hell get you, Ill burn you, Ill crush you, Ill flush you (down, down)
The toilet where youll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick

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