Ill Never Be...

Everybodys lookin at me
Thought I saw my face on mtv
Or a magazine that she wont read, stole
Her heart but its not my fault, lookin at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea.
Ill never be...a rock and roll star
Ill never be...anything, anything at all,
Drives me crazy, cant get away,
Somebody tell me...when do we get paid?
Everybodys lookin at me
Thought by now Id be on mtv
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone,
And I wont be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your t-shirt yea.
Ill never be...a rock and roll star
Ill never be...anything, anything at all,
Drives me crazy, cant get away,
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day

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New York, New York

Start spreadin the news, Im leavin today
I want to be a part of it, new york, new york
These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it, new york, new york
I want to wake up in a city that doesnt sleep
And find Im king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues are melting away
Ill make a brand new start of it in old new york
If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere
Its up to you new york, new york
New york, new york I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps
And find Im a- number one, top of the list, king of the hill, a- number one
These little town blues, are melting away
Im gonna make a brand new start of it in old new york
And if I can make it there, Im gonna make it anywhere
Its up to you new york, new york.. new york!

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Say Ten

Shes not eatin bacon, not eatin sausage
And she wont eat eggs,
Not eatin chicken, not eatin turkey,
She wont have a steak,
But I just cant help feelin sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, I cant stop cryin
cause I know this broccolis dead
Vegetarian, Im not a vegetarian
Vegetarian...shes a
Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish how can I sleep?
When carrots are bleedin
Plants are screamin and tomatoes cry
You say its not so bad
Theyre only vegetables, thats what you said
Maybe Im a murderer, but Im hungry
And theyre better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!

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Scotts A Dork

Well like pizza but she doesnt eat the crust
I love her and she loves everyone
She said she likes my band but I dont even like my band
I love her and she loves everyone
I saw her kiss him last night
Im sick now, Im sick now
(but its just a little cold)
Scotts a dork
Scotts a dork
When I say I give up it just means Im going to try again
She loves me and I love everyone
I was kissin her but she was wishin it was him
She loves me and I love everyone
They told her about you and me
Shes mad now (but shell get over it)
Scotts a dork
Scotts a dork
Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork [repeat 3x]
Youd think that after all this time
Shed change but, she didnt

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The Fire

I'm gonna say it like I mean it,
We've let this go on to long.
You know I'm starting to believe it
That all together we could be strong
I won't name who's to blame for the misery and pain
it's a shame all the same that we
lay down and play their game.
You've got it wrong,
it's not alright
We've got the fire, but does it mean anything
We've got the fire tonight.
We wanna fight but will that change anything?
Will it make it alright?
I know it's vague but I'll say it
There's something wrong everywhere
And you're ashamed to admit it
But if it's not then you don't care
Well they will put you away
for the things that you say
And you're not buying in,

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Call You

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word Ill say
Im gonnna do it right
Maybe Ill wait a little longer
Maybe Im not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up Ill have it made
Im gonna call you now, I wont be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand, cord around my neck.
But Im not really ready to die
Maybe Ill give it one more try
Or maybe Ill call tomorrow
She probably wont be home
Maybe I like sitting here
Maybe I like being all alone
Everything will be all right

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Average Man

I just became a member of a club known as the bumbling fools
Botching the game and the best things in life is the motto and the rule
So if you can open up your heart and hear me out just for tonight
Baby I got something to prove to you
I've gotta show you I can do it right
[Chorus:]
Get out
Don't want to see you again
Maybe we can still be friends
I know that I'm gonna go and screw it up in the end
But that's okay cause I'm your average man
So I turned tail and ran
And I know you're not my biggest fan
But whatever you want me to
You know that I'm gonna do it now or do the best that I can
So if you can open up your heart and hear me out just one more time
Baby I've got something to say to you
I was wrong and the fault is mine
[Chorus]
[Bridge:]

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Monkey Man

[Originally by The Maytals]
Aye yi yi
Aye yi yi
Talking about the big monkey man
Aye yi yi
Aye yi yi
Talking about the big monkey man
I never saw you
I only heard of you
Talking about the big monkey man
I never saw you
I only heard of you
Talking about the big monkey man
It's alright
It's alright
Talking about the big monkey man
It's alright
It's alright
Talking about the big monkey man
Now I know that

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A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way

I gotta go gotta go gotta go before I do something stupid I gotta go
Gotta go gotta go gotta go before I do something lame
I know its your fault that Im in the mess Im in
And you think Im cool but I dont man
Maybe its too soon but I think its too late
And things like bad timing just wont wait
Maybe its not right (I have a girlfriend) made a friend tonight (who is a girl and)
I just wanted to talk you but then I started wondering if shes the one, or not
So I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go before I do something stupid
I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go before I do something lame
I know that flirting is nothing and it should be where it ends
But I know yes I know that I want you for more than a friend
Maybe its not right (I have a girlfriend) made a friend tonight (who is a
Girl and) I just wanted to talk you but then I started wondering if shes the one
So I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go before I do something stupid but I know,
I know its too late

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Brand New Song

Ive got a brand new girlfriend
She is so lovely lovely
Ive got a new ex-girlfriend
She is so fat and ugly
Oh not you again, it gets worse everytime
And one plus two again wont work
I cant divide it
Well I let it go, I dont care
I love you when youre not there
Brand new song just for you
Im not sorry about the things I do
Ive got a brand new song
It is so happy happy
Ive got a brand new attitude
It is so hateful hateful
Oh not you again, it gets worse everytime
One plus two again wont work
I cant divide it
Well I let it go, I dont care
I love you when youre not there

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