El Lay
Get out of my way,
Cant you see Im from l.a.?
Yeah, I met slash, Ive got a rose tattoo
I bet I know way more people than you
I just love this town,
My girlfriend 84 pounds
Met her at the cathouse where I get in for free
She pays the rent while I watch t.v.
When we go out tonight,
Gotta get my hair just right
Tight black pants and blue suede shoes
Ill get my picture in rock city news
Gotta get those flyers out,
Might meet a talent scout
And he will talk contracts with me
My fame and fortune and mtv
song performed by NOFX
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East Bay
Get out of my way
Can't you see im from East Bay
I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.
I bet I got way more piercings than you
I just love this town
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds
Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free
She don't pay rent neither do me
(hey hey hey)
When we go out tonight
Gotta get my hair just right
Prodius pads with 2 inch sole
Ill get my picture with Murray Bowles
Gotta get those flyers out
Might get signed to lookout
After that i'll go far
Fame, Fortion, D.M.R.
Rock City News
song performed by NOFX
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Dying Degree
Dresser droors are filled with pocket change
Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt,
Is this what dreams are made of!
Adding up subtracting down you find yourself sucking the rind
Dying degree, graying amie
Final payment made - had you forgot?
The rightful owner of one deluxe cemetary plot
Paisley satin lined how apprapoe
What a better way to go
Dying degree, graying amie
No more eating crumbs
When my pension finally comes
Your kids want eat mush anymore round me
Dying degree, graying amie
song performed by NOFX
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Leave It Alone
Breath ever soft
We wouldnt wanna break the eggs as we walk
Never alone, cautious, afraid
I hear the voice of reason on the p.a.
Leave it alone, follow the grain
We couldnt stop the irresistible force
Leave it the same, change with the winds
Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old
Leave it alone
Da na na na na na na (x4)
Breath, ever so slight
We couldnt take away your God given right
Leave it alone, heel and stay
Roll over and shake and beg for the bone
Leave it alone
Da na na na na na na (x4)
song performed by NOFX
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American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
Its okay dont be ashamed allow yourself a little hate, I really hate hate haters
A little hate is not so bad, when directed at injustice and evil doers
You can turn the other cheek, but dont turn the other way, indifference is our biggest threat
Enemy of the planet we finally have a common cause a catalyst
A reason to forget about our differences and stand as a united front its up to us
To expose and humiliate the errorists, the american errorists, well start with one
I know just one, the war has begun
song performed by NOFX
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Shut Up Already
Affection not dissection meat is murder animals are for petting
Oh shut up already Im tired of you whining about poor little animals
Dying and the food they are supplying because if a big animal had
The chance it wouldnt take another glance it would eat you up
Affection not dissection meat is murder animals are for petting
Oh shut up already I dont want to listen and Im tired of your bitchen
About whats in my kitchen because if a big animal had the chance
It wouldnt take another glance it will eat you up
song performed by NOFX
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Food, Sex, & Ewe
Id rather have a bottle in front of me
Id rather watch 10 hours of t.v.
But since I cant Ill think of food
Ill think of sex
Ill think of music
And Ill think of you
Id rather have a cold one by the sea
Id rather have you sitting on top ome
But since Im here and youre so far away
Ill read about zaphod beeblebrox
As I pass the day, hey
Id rather not spend my whole night driving
Id rather not be on so much caffeine
But since youre in bed and Im sleeping
On some floor
Ill think of you and Ill wish that I was home
song performed by NOFX
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Id
One night, I fell asleep
A man dressed in black in front of me
I said whatcha going to do to me?
He said Im gonna set you free.
From all the pressures of society
From all your responsibilities,
Your bills and your job
From all the burdens that they put on you
And anything else that you want.
Now every time I look at drugs
I need a line, I need some stuff
You need a sell really quick
With anything to get me ripped
I dont care anymore
My life is such a bore
I bet that I look all fried
Until the day that I die
song performed by NOFX
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Fleas
My father used to say
You sleep with dogs the next day
Youll wake in the bed scratching
Those inevitable fleas
At ten years old
You listen to what you are told
But I never felt the ich
I never would
My mother had forbidden me
To waste away my life
I want you to have all the things I could never buy you
So dont stop what Id begun
Youre my one, my only son
Follow what I say not what Ive done
Follow what I say not what Ive done
Shower, scrub, and shave
Cleanly boys dont misbehave
Follow what I say not what Ive done
song performed by NOFX
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Life Of Riley
I sit in my easy chair
Ive got so much time to spare
Cause I know in my future days
Ill have my lionshare
Theres nothing I like better
Than getting something for nothing
Then some will tell you that you cant get nothing for free
Obviously they dont know me
You can have your cake and eat it too
And theres plenty of free lunch for you
If you think youre getting cheated then you dont have a clue
You dont know where you are, or what to do
I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life . . . the life of riley
song performed by NOFX
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