Ho Skit
(answering machine)in the middle of the day now hey hey,i seem to think of only
Heheheeeee yeah hey yeah um hey(beep)
(girl talking) why aint call mall me back,im been tring to get that out you
All week (beep)
O.k o.k alright damn Ill swollow just call me back(beep)
O.k o.k alright the crew can hit it just call me back
(man talking) well um dude there you have
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Stick 'Em Up
Yeah nigga got that Ludacris
Got that UGK that Disturbing the Peace Click
And you know what i'm tired of?
I'm tired of these flashing ass flossing ass niggas
So if you see one you know what you do?
[Chorus:]
Stick em up stick em up bitch stick em up
Put ya hands up where I can see em see em see em
Stick em up stick em up bitch stick em up
Target niggas wouldn't wanna be em be em be em
[repeat]
[Pimp C]
Uh
song performed by Ludacris from Back For The First Time
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Fur Real Fro
Dum Dum Dum what that sum one who understands the meaning
HA trying hard not to laugh at the Howard Stern make up facts
he trys so hard to REAL cool but he aint cut out for this job real
is he not the one who said we rock but how does that cut out?
CHORUS*
walked all over me treated me to pain
u were cool but not no more so leave me alone gurl fur real fro
Dum Dum Dum who was that sum one who told me who i was
8910 tru romance 345 what was my life
CHORUS*4
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T Baggin' Skit
[Dial Tone]
[Numbers being pressed]
Hello, Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace.
To help expodate your call, please listen carefully to the following options.
If you're calling to solicit to a demo tape, press 1.
If you're calling regarding a job, press 2.
If you're calling to borrow money, press 3.
If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4.
If you're out of alcohol on Sunday, press 5.
If you need a ho for the evening, press 6.
If you woke up with a hang over, and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7
7.
[Number gets pressed]
You've just pressed 7.
You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'.
We suggest you probably hang up the phone,
Beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with last night
and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the internet.
Thank you for calling.
Good luck.
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John Madden 2000 Theme
(ludacris)
Maaaaaaaaan, get out my way and watch out as I come through
Bustin in your line, crackin helmets in two
I bring the pain, so whatcha gone do?
Stand there and just get shook out your shoes
So clean out your locker, Im out to getcha
Cuz I just popped ya, you cant take the pressure
You might as well quit, cuz you just cant last
Madden two thou put your face in the grass
And your spine in the dirt, so put on a skirt
If you step on the field and dont wanna get hurt
Just bruised and beaten, all black and blue
And its been like that since madden 92
(ludacris)
You better come harder than hard, rougher than rough
Put up your guard, get ready to crush
Its thangs on this field that you just cant change
E.a. sports, its in the game, whatcha want?
(the rock in the palm of my hands!!!)
Whatcha got? (I got john madden!!!!)
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Put Your Money
[dice rolling]
[DMX] Grrrrrrrr..
[Chorus 2X: Ludacris] + (DMX)
Bet a hundred (bet a hundred) bet a thousand (BET A STACK)
Bet a million (put yo' money where yo' mouth is)
Bet a hundred (bet a hundred) bet a thousand (BET A STACK)
Bet a million (put yo' money where yo' mouth is)
[Ludacris]
Let it rush through your veins, cause I'ma be the one
to step up and put a hundred thousand dollars on the game
Got a pocket full of change and they C-note stacks
Bustin dominoes, spades, cee-lo, craps
We shootin pool at the Luda-plex; I slap a hundred on the table
just to see if any fools wanna do it next
I got games galore, I got game for sure
And when I win I spit game to whores (yep)
Or double it back, I'll double the stacks
Throw a dub, a big face or double the stack (boy)
And we can 'bout anything that you wanna do
But come up short and OH THE THANGS that the gun'll do
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Put Your Money (feat. DMX)
[dice rolling]
[DMX] Grrrrrrrr..
[Chorus 2X: Ludacris] + (DMX)
Bet a hundred (bet a hundred) bet a thousand (BET A STACK)
Bet a million (put yo' money where yo' mouth is)
Bet a hundred (bet a hundred) bet a thousand (BET A STACK)
Bet a million (put yo' money where yo' mouth is)
[Ludacris]
Let it rush through your veins, cause I'ma be the one
to step up and put a hundred thousand dollars on the game
Got a pocket full of change and they C-note stacks
Bustin dominoes, spades, cee-lo, craps
We shootin pool at the Luda-plex; I slap a hundred on the table
just to see if any fools wanna do it next
I got games galore, I got game for sure
And when I win I spit game to whores (yep)
Or double it back, I'll double the stacks
Throw a dub, a big face or double the stack (boy)
And we can 'bout anything that you wanna do
But come up short and OH THE THANGS that the gun'll do
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Pussy Poppin'
One more again head down poppin on a handstand
[Hook]
Head down pussy pussypoppin
Head down pussy pussy poppin
Head down pussy pussy poppin
Head down pussy poppin on a handstand
On a handstand
On my american banstands
Summersalts cartwheels ~ just keep on dancing
Chinese splits-splits slide on down that pole-pole
And feel this ~ getin outa control-trol
Oh no keep goin till ~ and me say stoooop
Let it kiss the sky and then make it droooop
Cut and twist if you dont like it you can ~ cris
Im rubbin ~ so stay in catch dont try to duck and miss
Do your stretches dont pull no handsprings
You got me movin infact your doin the damn thang
Stronger muscles exersize every body your body hurts
Lets do this sweatin thank god your bath and body works
I like a woman who makes her own doe dont need a lot of help
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Rock & A Hard Place
Chorus:
Im stuck between a rock and a hard place
Bad luck is what results from my paper chase
I keep looking and aint no dough
So I dont wanna look no more
Verse 1:
I need to get away to another day or place or time
And find where reality can ease my mind
And shine on me like the sun to the earth
For what its worth my turf is rough and
Rugged so I gave birth
To a dream where cream lies between all the
Dirt and the gravel so I battle to achieve my green
And still try to move forward at a steady pace
Cause bad luck is interfering with my paper chase
So I erase the crime lies and sad cries
Wit sore eyes and keep mines on the uprise
But it dont work cause Im steady getting jerked
By my neighborhood up to no good where bad niggas lurk
They irk me leavin affects that too negative
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Rock And A Hard Place
Yeah yeah
It's an everyday stuggle
Trying to get out
Trying to get out
Trying to make it
Check this out nigga
What
[Chorus:]
I'm stuck in between a rock and a hard place
Bad luck is what resluts from my paper chase
I keep looking it ain't no dough
So I don't wanna look no mo what
[repeat]
I need to get away to another day or place in time
And find where reality can ease my mind
And shine on me like the sons of the earth
For what it's worth my turf is ruff and rugged so I gave birth
To a dream where cream lies between
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