Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chicks no sinch
When I wanna get her goin
Then I whip out my big ten inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
Ill cover her with kisses
And when were in a lovers clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

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Shame On You

Somebody tryin to take my soul
Nobody gotta hear my rock n roll
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
No leader, steady as a ghost
Tooth sweeter, powdering her nose
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
A-smith, old hank pank
Pulling down your knickers
Ah, who you gonna spank
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Joe perry, oh, mr style
Some kind of killer bee
Buzz a while
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe
Shame, shame, shame on you babe

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Animal Crackers

Chorus:
Don't Wanna Close My Eyes
I Don't Wanna Fall Asleep
'Coz I'd Miss You Baby
And I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing
Know What I was Thinkin'
(What?)
I, I Really Don't Think That the Animal Crracker
Qualifies as a Cracker
(Wyh?)
Well, 'Cause it's Sweet
Which is an in Suggest Cookie
And When You Put a Cheese on Something
It's Sorta the Finer Characteristic
Of What Makes a Cracker
Why I thought of That, I Just
(Baby, You Have Such Sweet Fill-up Talk)
Ya Got Like a Little Animal Cracker
Discovery Channel Thing
Watch the gazelle as He Grazes Through the Open Plains

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Pandoras Box

When Im in heat
Someone gets a notion
I jump to my feet
I hoof it to the ocean
We hit a beach
Where no one gives a hoot
Nobody never ever wears a suit
The ladies there
They look so proud
Thats cause they know
That theyve been so well endowed
Now, I aint much
For fannies conversation
Or care to much
About her operation
But every time pandora comes my way
I get high
Cant explain the sensation
To get it on
I gotta watch what I say

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Falling Off

I was a young man
Whose intentions were good
Kept my hands in my pockets
The way that I should

I soon found out
They got a mind of their own
Beginning to think
I had a heart
Made of stone

I keep falling off
I keep falling off
I keep falling off
I keep falling off

I try to remember
I try to forget
I┬┤ll keep my promise
Is that what I said

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Three Mile Smile / Reefer Head Woman

As wild as wild can be) ?
Yak yak ak ak ak ak aow
Oooh gi gi gi ga...
Take a walk in the warm New England sun
Ain't no time to look for clues
You get the point of Uncle Sam's loaded gun
Who be the one to light the fuse
Take a look, take a look at my old billy goat
He used to raise all kinds of hell
He took a dose of radiation dope
A back in the barn is where he felt, like hell
Aar...Lucy, a superdome
Lucy, gimmie the dope
(What make you think that you could do all the miles you can) ?
After you drive in my car, car
What you gonna do when your oil's Mexican
OPEC boys, you went too far, too far
Aar...Lucy, superdome
Lucy, Coke-a-tome
Aar...Lucy, kill me John (?)

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My Girl

My girl, she breathes hellfire
And my girl, she feeds my desire
My girl sadie, shes the wind in my sails
A pussn boots lady with a cat o nine tails
Comin after you honey, feet dont fail me now
My girl, shes bare back rider
And my girl, shes lady godiva
Shes a full time love no mon ami
Sweeter than honey from a honeybee
And it all rubs off on little old me, oh
Slippin in and out of love
Slippin in and out of love
Slippin in and out of love
Slippin in and out of love
My girl, she smokes barbed wire
And my girl, cant get no higher
I made it with the lady and a one track mind
Diamonds in the rought, theyre so hard find
Day after day, the same old grind
And grind and grind and grind....

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Drop Dead Gorgeous

Totally out of control
She owns me
I didnt know that she'd know She stoned me
I think I got it bad and I cant let it go
I thought and youd be much better

All of the cashmere all orange and green
Shes naturally drop dead gorgeous
cleanly gardenia and black lessareen
shes naturally drop dead gorgeous
its so not fair

Completely inside my head imagine pretending
Shes the book that Ive read with a beautiful ending
It really drives me mad I cant leave her alone
cause I wont let me forget her

Rose colored glasses you know what that says
shes naturally drop dead gorgeous
Her sweet molasses on my slice of bread

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Make It

Good evening people, welcome to the show
Got somethin here I want you all to know
When laughin people bring on primal screams
You got to think of
What its gonna take to make your dreams
Make it
Dont break it
I said make it
Dont brake it
Do then you feel like the worlds coming down on you
You know that history repeats itself
But you just learned so by somebody else
You know you do, you gotta think up fast
You gotta figure what its gonna take to make it last
Make it
Dont brake it
I said make it
Dont brake it
Then you do
Better weather, pull yourself together

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Legendary Child

I tell you what Im talkin about
Remember not too long ago
I was down and out of luck
I was out to do the dirty deed and didnt give a f...
And then she caught my eye
The girl was lookin fresh
And what was underneath it all
Was passion in the flesh
If you think you see the devils horns
Baby youre so right
cause I been lookin for an outside fix
To make my insides right
Your reputation tells it all
I see the writing on the wall
O yea as far as I can see
There is a God cause he sent me
A legendary child
I think that what Im tryin to say is
Just one look knocked me out
She smiled at me and said

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